I like it: Not only Heterosexual, but Chick-o-centric......

[pepperbear]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1790961/posts

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that we dislike you, the gay guy; it’s just that we really like girls. It seems no matter how long we compliantly spend in rehab undergoing the most stringent psychotherapy to rid ourselves of our knee-jerk to your mate choice, the simple fact is . . . heterosexual guys don’t “get” gays. Period.

Heck, we don’t understand women. What makes you think we’ll ever understand a man who doesn't like women yet wants to be a woman? You just rifled right over our heads. In addition, not only are most men incapable of comprehending what a man sees in another man, we also don’t care to try to because football is on—so can we all just shut the hell up with the gay stuff and watch the game?!?

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I can't even begin to tell you that this could be a whole lot funnier. Giles relies on the same tired old stereotypes, and all the while his lame point is "Face it; you're gay, and I'm straight, and I don't understand you."

AND I'm all...Helloooo!?!? NEWSFLASH!

:eyes:

[Ian David]

1. It sounds like he's saying he's not only straight, but stupid and lazy

"I'm just an unfrozen caveman Freeper. Your world frightens and confuses me. I don't even understand women, and I WANT to fuck them... how can I begin to understand gay guys?"

I don't know if he MEANT to be self-effacing... but I think that was a good part of the result.

[Glorfindel]

2. "a man who doesn't like women yet wants to be a woman? "

That is the single most ridiculous statement I've ever read. I don't want to be a woman! Plus, I love women - I just don't want to have sex with them.

[Siyahamba]

3. If I didn't know where it was from, I'd think it was a parody.

[Democrats_win]

4. The big secret is that it's about love. So drop the hate. k.

[Tyo]

5. What is boils down to is...

I'm an idiot with my brain in my dick. Indulge me. We have them on our side too.

[NMMNG]

6. Man are freepers stupid

:dunce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. "You just rifled right over our heads."

Except for those moments we decide to make an asinine joke at your expense...But hey...we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. Oh...and those times we've beaten you up...nothing really... just a little bit of fun. :scarcasm:

Sick.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. aka we are not just homophobic we are also sexist.

[mitchtv]

9. eww gross

I thought they were extinct, or at least endangered

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Well, that was a steaming pile of crap.

:puke:

[Chovexani]

11. Ya know

When I read bs like this I thank Sappho I'm a lesbian.