Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

[Ian David]

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa
An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa in China.

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

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But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

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'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'



More:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

[FSogol]

1. From now on, I'm wearing a condom when I swim.

:scared:

[petronius]

2. "it disappeared up my penis"

That's not a bug, that's a feature!

[MADem]

3. Zhang's wang felt a pang.....!!!! DANG!!!!! nt

[Schema Thing]

7. ftw

[MineralMan]

4. Whoa! Stick to the little fish, folks.

When I was a kid, I used to love to sit on a dock with my feet in the water. The little sunfish and bluegills would swarm around and nibble at my feet. Great fun on a lazy Summer day.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

5. Sounds like the eel knew what it was doing

How many men at that spa has that eel invaded before?

[grasswire]

6. there are critters that will swim up a urine stream into the bladder

A man who had served the state department in the Amazon told about them.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

8. Candiru - a tiny catfish

[woo me with science]

9. The article ends with style, too.

....Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Hmmm...

[Dorian Gray]

10. This story

is the most disturbing i've read in a long time. And I'm not even a male.

[chill_wind]

12. Same here!

Gack!

[ZombieHorde]

11. No one appreciates reverse fellatio anymore. nt

[jberryhill]

13. I always wondered about those "Asian health spas"

Is this that "happy ending" thing everyone jokes about?

[Maven]

14. AGHGHGHGHGHGGHHGH!

(deep breaths)

AGHGHGHGHGH!!!

[unblock]

15. oh sure, it's always an "accident".

fusili jerry, meet eel zhang!

[nilram]

16. jeeze, I *hate* it when that happens

[LeftishBrit]

17. Reminds me of an English sailor's song, consisting entirely of extremely bawdy limericks

One of the *least* obscene verses goes:

'The captain's lovely daughter
Liked swimming in the water.
Delighted squeals
Revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarters!'

(Next question: 'How does a nice girl like you even *know* a song like that?!'