Another good reason not to get too familiar with Bossy, as much as those big bedroom eyes may beckon

[salvorhardin]

For many people, bestiality is a bad joke, but for some it could be a matter of life or death, according to a new study finding that men who had sex with animals in their lifetimes were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis as others.

The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and healthy men, reported having sex with animals (SWA) in their lifetimes. A team of urologists from centers around Brazil co-authored the paper, which looked at risk factors for penile cancer in men who had visited 16 urology and oncology centers in 12 Brazilian cities. In addition to SWA, three other risk factors for penile cancer were found: smoking, the presence of premalignant lesions on the penis and phimosis, a condition where the foreskin cannot be retracted over the penis.
Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45206258/ns/health-mens_health/t/sex-animals-linked-penis-cancer

So has anyone posted this on Conservapedia yet?

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Kinda gives a whole new meaning

to the phrase "animal husbandry."

[bemildred]

2. Props.

:thumbsup:

[Scuba]

3. Old dairy farmer joke. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

4. So, ya know how farm boys practice safe sex?

They mark an X on the cows that kick.

[Demoiselle]

5. The report also says they're more likely to contract sexually transmitted diseases.

Since they'll screw anything with a pulse, that sounds reasonable.

[Tumbulu]

6. OK, I'm 55 yrs old and farm

have ~120 sheep, know lots of other people who have farm animals and I am sorry- I just cannot imagine anyone having sex with an animal. Really- who does this? And 35% of the men in rural Brazil? Can this be true? Maybe my problem is that I'm a woman. I just cannot believe that there are that many men/boys who would do this.

[salvorhardin]

7. Apparently it's just adolescents

Since the article notes that they said they stopped having sex with animals once they started having sex with humans. I don't know though. 35% strikes me as awfully high. One wonders if the people interviewed weren't having some fun at the researchers' expense.

[Tumbulu]

8. makes me wonder, too. (nt)

[bemildred]

9. Maybe condoms would help. nt

[SidDithers]

10. K&R, 'cause "too familiar with Bossy" is just a wonderful turn of phrase...

:applause:

Sid

[salvorhardin]

11. Personally, the alliteration is what turned me on. :D