Ok, what did you eat on turkey day??

[MindMover]

Sometimes, people also ingest things not meant to be ingested. Gary Vilke, MD, chief of staff at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, said a colleague had once treated a patient in January who was complaining of rectal pain. "She had one of the small metal skewers used to hold the turkey legs together stuck in her anus, which she recalled was missing from her turkey during her Thanksgiving dinner two months prior," Vilke said.

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. I had a 7-11 spicy bite hot dog with chili and cheese fluids on it

Sprinkled with raw onions. It didn't taste as bad as I thought it would.

[tularetom]

2. Since this is the "Health" forum, I'm not admitting nothin

But I may have bought a turducken at the grocery store and grilled it.

And it might not have tasted too terrible.

[lbrtbell]

3. Crackers and toast

I've got an ulcer. :(

[pansypoo53219]

4. did she inhale her turkey?

i think i'd have noticed that.

[handmade34]

5. lots of organic beer

the link... http://www.medpagetoday.com/EmergencyMedicine/EmergencyMedicine/29878

"People need to minimize their alcohol consumption. But if they don't, stay away from relatives and carving knives."