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Apparently it's REALLY good, and it's REALLY healthy. It's got nuts in it, and it's got fruit, and it's got yogurt, everything you've ever wanted from MacDonalds. In fact, the fruit & nut salad is so good for you, that MacDonalds is pulling out all the stops to promote their newest product. Well, either they're trying to promote the product to improve the health of American's, or they're trying to improve the health of their own corporate image as a purveyor of heart disease. How wonderful that MacDonald's has taken the lead in trying to improve the health of Americans. YAY! Now, instead of serving billions and billions of Quarter Pounders with Cheese, coupled with a super sized order of freedom fries, and a jumbo coke, they'll serve billions and billions of heart attacks, less a few thousand fruit and nut salads. Losing out on the sales of a few thousand heart attacks, won't break MacDonald's financially. In fact, the phoney image of a corporation dedicated to healthy consumers, will probably more than make up for the profits lost by selling fruit & nut salads, instead of the cholesterol burgers. Perhaps I'm being too hard on our friends at MacDonalds? Maybe I should look at the good in what they do? For instance, I could mention that the average MacDonalds supersized lunch meal has about 2000 calories. Why, that's enough to feed a 160 pound human for an entire day! Just think of all the time and money savings when people start limiting themselves to one MacDonalds meal per day, and nothing else? All the time saved by not shopping? ...by not cooking, cleaning... Of course, after you finish your supersized cardiac-meal, DO NOT have a fruit and salad dessert. You've already eaten your day's supply of calories, and the extra calories in the fruit & nut salad will make you fat.
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