Banana flasher arrested - Democratic Underground

VelvetMonkeyWrench

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Thu Mar-17-05 09:59 PM
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Banana flasher arrested

GREENWICH, Conn. - A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050318/ap_on_fe_st/flasher_arrest

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despairing optimist

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Thu Mar-17-05 10:02 PM
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1. I guess he couldn't just go golfing, like other early retirees

Lots of free time on his hands, with his hands getting him into lots of trouble.

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xray s

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Thu Mar-17-05 10:02 PM
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2. That reminds me of and old joke

Edited on Thu Mar-17-05 10:02 PM by xray s

About a monkey in the zoo, sign language and a banana.

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Thu Mar-17-05 10:03 PM
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3. That is funny.

Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad it had a smiley face on it.

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