TODAY'S WORLD SAD BUT TRUE JOKES!

[Crewleader]

FOR THE WEEK OF
August 19, 2007

Complied by
Carolyn Kaiser
NOTE:
This week we are featuring the Urban Words for the Day.
To read more, click on This Week's Link, below.

WAY TO SHOP!

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


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[sakabatou]

1. Lolz

[Crewleader]

2. I laugh hardy too!

sakabatou :hi: