ARE YOU EVER TOO OLD TO ORGY?

[Crewleader]

By Frank Kaiser

To the utter horror of our children, today's seniors are pushing the sexual envelope in ways, some say, contrary to all that's right and holy.

Used to be, by age 60, seniors were expected to hang it up, start acting their age, and prepare for the solemn business of departing this world.

No more. What with Viagra, Levitra and all the other little helper's now available, even nonagenarians are behaving much like hormone-crazed teenagers, blithely ignoring both old-fashioned shame and open-mouthed stares.


http://www.suddenlysenior.com/FULLSTORY.html

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I only have one thing to say, my dear Crewleader:

HELL NO!

:evilgrin:

[Crewleader]

3. LOL!

O8)

[Double T]

2. The US has been compared with ancient Rome.

I think it is perfectly OK for ancient Americans to ORGY!

[Crewleader]

4. I love your humor Double T

goodnight friends...:hi:

[Wapsie B]

5. Hell no!

Got too much living to do to walk the straight and narrow anymore.

[TreasonousBastard]

6. No, but sometimes too old to do it right.

[Lint Head]

7. It could be dangerous but what a way to go.

:dem:

[lvx35]

8. "Nine Oldsters Booted Out of Nursing Home For Trying to have an orgy!"

I worked at a nursing home when I was younger, and were specifically trained not to interfere with this kinda thing if its in their rooms. Must have been the rec room part...

[spag68]

9. I'm a senior

I say, I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. Let's get it on.

[Stuart G]

10. Some of my definitions are poor..

It is not the word orgy that I have trouble with, it is the word old..........