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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 11:56 PM
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Read While Waiting For Santa
BEST HOLIDAY JOKES
FOR THE WEEK OF
DECEMBER 23, 2007 Compiled by Carolyn Kaiser



YOU‘D BETTER WATCH OUT!



I'm not Santa .....
but you can still sit on my lap.

SANTA SAYS:


I'm sending this card to tell you
That taxes have taken away
The things that I really needed --
My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh,

Now I'm making my rounds on a jackass,
He's old, he's crippled, he's slow,
So you'll know if I don't see you at Xmas,
It's cause I'm out on my ass in the snow.

and more...http://www.suddenlysenior.com/jokeslatest.html








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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 10:33 AM
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1. Merry Christmas DUers!
Ho Ho Ho ...and up we go! :hi:
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