A joke about a little old Jewish Lady...

[Stuart G]

> A little old Jewish woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello,
> darling, I'd like to talk with the person
> >>who gives the information regarding your patients. I want to know
> if
> the patient is getting better, or
> >>doing like expected, or is getting worse.
> >>
> >>The man on the other end of the line replied, "What is the
> patient's
> name and room number?"
> >>
> >>She said, "Yes, darling! ... she's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."
> >>
> >>He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's
> had
> two full meals, her blood pressure
> >>is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be
> taken off the heart monitor in a
> >>couple of hours. If she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is
> going
> to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock."
> >>
> >>The woman said, "Thank God! Oh! that's fantastic, darling! ...
> That's
> wonderful news!"
> >>
> >>The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you
> must
> be a close family member or a
> >>very close friend!"
> >>
> >>She said, "Oh no! ... I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! My doctor doesn't
> tell
> me shit!"

[sakabatou]

1. LMAO