A joke about a long marriage, and how to treat the wife...

[Stuart G]

>The Secret to a Long Jewish Marriage
>
>With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the Synagogue, the
>Rabbi asked Moishe to take a few minutes and share some insight into
>how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.
>
>Moishe replied to the congregation, "Well, I treated her with respect,
>spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special
>occasions."
>
>The Rabbi inquired, " Trips to where?"
>"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
>The Rabbi exclaimed, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,
>Moishe. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife

>on your 50th anniversary? "
>
>Moishe replies: "I'm going to go back and get her.

[Fredda Weinberg]

1. Thank you. I haven't had this much fun since reading

Sholem Aleichem

[mac2]

2. Marital advice to a man

A happy wife is a happy life.

[yourout]

3. I believe your right.........now how do you achieve it?

One of the great mysteries of the world.

Especially the week before Aunt Flo arrives.