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Stuart G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 01:42 AM
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A test, read carefully, answer honestly....kinda a joke..(last one tonite).
I used to be a teacher..so I give short tests...here is an unusual one...enjoy..


This test only has one question, but it's a very important one
By
> . giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one
> else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if you if you
> give anything but a truthful answer.
>
>
> The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which
> you will have to make a decision.
>
> Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
>
> Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each
> line.
> >
>
> You are in Florida; Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
> you, caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of
> biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper,
> and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
> nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are
> houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
> Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
>
>
> Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for
> his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer..
> somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.
>
> It's George W. Bush, President of the United States!
>
> At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
> him under... forever. You have two options-you can save the life of G.W.
> Bush, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting
> the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
>
>
> > So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
>

> Would you select high contrast color film,
or would you go with the
> classic simplicity of black and white?
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 01:45 AM
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1. Black & white.
Just how HE sees the world. Plus, he doesn't deserve the extra cost of color.
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zalinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 01:47 AM
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2. That would be a difficult choice n/t
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Madam Mossfern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 01:49 AM
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3. hahahahahaha
good one
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mihalevich Donating Member (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 01:55 AM
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4. I would
I would rescue him because I'm a big pussy.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:02 AM
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5. I like big ....never mind
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:07 AM
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6. Classic B and W, THEN try to rescue the son of a bitch!!!
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:07 AM
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7. Same here. Besides, I don't want him to die. I want him to suffer. nt
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:11 AM
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8. i would hope you didn't
the big pussy might try and pull you down with him, or let you drown to save himself.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:41 AM
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9. Good point. nt
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caligirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 02:58 AM
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10. B & W. not a chance I would risk my life for him, he's a war criminal, I'm a patriotic American.
Edited on Sun Dec-23-07 03:05 AM by caligirl
{love to use his own twisted words against him. what is patriotism in this country now?)
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dieselrevolver Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 03:02 AM
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11. I'm using BW
Preferably Tri-x, for that high-contrast look. :rofl:
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-23-07 03:11 AM
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12. zzzzzzzzzzz
Hello? It's almost 2008.

Sorry, but that lame chestnut humor has lost its luster. Nevertheless, you've inspired a Barbara Bush moment. And damn us both, I responded.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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