RESOLVED: BE CURMUDGEONLY In 2008

[Crewleader]

By Frank Kaiser



A Suddenly Senior encore by request...

RESOLVED: BE CURMUDGEONLY IN 2008

You've been nice all your life. Time to express your true nature. Make your New Year's Resolution to be a pain in the butt in 2008. It's fun. People expect it of you. If you're a geezer, this is a resolution you'll have no trouble keeping!


Want to live longer?

Keep a pleasant disposition. At least, that's what the experts say.

I say life just seems longer because you’re so bored attempting to be nice all the time.

Here in my neck of the Florida woods, most every day some sweet old thing celebrates his or her 100th B’Day. And never with an ill word for anyone.

That just makes me sick.

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[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. HA. I was a practicing curmudgeon when I hit 30

and I haven't slowed down.

[Hillary2008.]

2. ha

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