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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 04:52 PM
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BEST JOKES FOR THE WEEK OF January 20, 2008


Who Me?

Getting Older?



Compiled by
Carolyn Kaiser

A FRIEND IN NEED....

Ted was drinking in a bar when the guy sitting beside him fell off his stool.

Ted helped him back up, but soon he fell off again.

"How about if I take you home, buddy?" The drunk agreed.

On the way to the car, he fell twice more.
When Ted got him home, the poor man fell again just walking up the sidewalk.

Ted rang the bell and a woman answered the door. Ted said, "Ma'am, your husband was too drunk to come home on his own, so I drove him."

She looked puzzled. "Where's his wheelchair?"

enjoy...:hi:

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:05 PM
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1. CREW....lol, Ya owe me a new KEYBOARD.....Happy New Year....
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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 07:38 PM
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2. opihimoimoi , Happy New Year To You My Friend!


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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 08:07 PM
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3. GO HILLARY.....
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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 11:42 AM
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4. Yes, You Go Girl!
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