O.M.G., I'm rich!

[babylonsister]

e-mail I received, good for a chuckle.


O.M.G., I'm rich!

> >Silver in the Hair
> >Gold in the Teeth
> >Crystals in the Kidneys
> >Sugar in the Blood
> >Lead in the Ass
> >Iron in the Arteries
> >And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

> >I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth!

[stellanoir]

1. Watch out !!!

With that bounty of resources you might be sold off to the Koch bros and their ilk for immediate and irreverently short sighted plunder.

:hi:

[babylonsister]

3. Holy mackeral!

STELLA! How the heck are ya? :hug: I hear you about the Kochs; hiding now. :hide:

[Fridays Child]

2. Gotcha beat...

...on the gas. :)

[babylonsister]

4. lol! TMI?

:D

[Fridays Child]

7. Au contraire!

“Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty… and fart proudly!”

-Ben Franklin

[babylonsister]

8. rofl! No WAY! Did he really say that?

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

9. Yes, and, in his honor, I am a...

...farting freedom fighter! :woohoo:

[Common Sense Party]

5. Better not broadcast about the Natural Gas supply.

Someone may want to "DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!"

[babylonsister]

6. hahaha! Such witty DUers!

:hi: