Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard

[Ichingcarpenter]

Get ready for eternal life and better sex: Russians scientists working on a Siberian mammoth graveyard have found unknown bacterium DNA which, according to preliminary lab results, effectively extends mice's life-as well as other things.

According to Professor Anatoli Broushkov, their "set of tests and the results prove that simple organisms like fruit flies and mice live longer after being vaccinated with the ancient bacterium extract." Not only that, but the bacterium DNA super-vaccine actually increases mental alertness, physical capability, and sexual activity for both male and female mice. The females actually have had babies at an older age than usual: "Some elderly mice demonstrated a growth of physical, mental and sexual activity, while some females even had babies aged at the human equivalent of 70," said scientist Vera Samsonova.

The bacterium was found still living in the Siberian permafrost, next to frozen the mammoths and woolly rhinos, which the Japanese and Russian scientific teams are exploring in an effort to clone them back into life. Finding an unknown ancient bacteria still living in the permafrost came as a surprise to the Russian scientists, who were blown away by the preliminary analysis of the DNA and their lab experiments.>>>

http://i.gizmodo.com/5152126/secret-of-eternal-life-better-sex-found-in-mammoth-graveyard

[Chulanowa]

1. And so begins the zombie plague

n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. WooHoo!

I WANT!

:9

[wtmusic]

3. I thought it was having mammoth genitals

Size isn't everything?

[panader0]

4. I've never had sex in a mammoth graveyard.

There is one nearby though. Now if I can talk Jeannie into it.........

[cloudbase]

5. It didn't work out too well for the mammoths, though. n/t

[DavidDvorkin]

6. I want a shot of that stuff, but I worry about

the coming infestation of long-living, hypersexed cloned mammoths.