LOL- One Theory to cover it all!

[n2doc]

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Reminds me of sign I used to have in my cubicle..

Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.
It's done on a very high level.
There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.
And it takes two years to get any results.

[zipplewrath]

2. I could always buy the design part

It was the intelligent I always struggled with.
Who puts a nose above a mouth, and then invents the head cold with a runny nose?
Who puts a waste disposal site that close to a "recreation area"?
Did the designers of the knee not know football was coming?
And why are there not more "inspection ports"?

[truedelphi]

3. !!!!! And a big LOL. n/t

[imutt]

4. don't forget about them tea party nuts too...

them i.d. folks have a full schedule tryin to mess science up too...love the gray outfits, looks like socialist to me...

[caraher]

5. In their Kim Jong-Il suits...

the committee look like these guys:


(Which reminds me of Colbert's crack when Devo visited his show, saying he couldn't get on board with de-evolution since he doesn't believe in evolution, but prefers instead the theory of "intelligent decline...")