How did the Dinosaurs Die?

[Lithos]

http://dirtyprettything.tumblr.com/post/7390573203

Yeah, it's a joke. The referenced Fake Science site is a scream. Go visit.

[July16th-20th]

1. They chose Republicans to be their Leaders.

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[Kennah]

2. Biologists disagree

Dinosaurs had bigger brains

[Journeyman]

3. According to Gary Larson, this is the real reason they became extinct. . .

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

10. They only took up smoking after the giant Jello asteroid hit them

If you google 'Iridium in Jello' you will find the truth about the dinos' extinction.

You see, Jello has iridium in it and that is what is found at the KT boundary. That is proof positive that the earth was hit by a giant
Jello asteroid! I know it was a mix of mostly the red and green stuff (see below).
Now after the asteroid hit, it covered the earth in a thick gooey layer of Gelatin. All of the Veggisaurs would have had to either
scrape the stuff off the plants or eat it and most would have eaten it. They would become bloated and have tummy-aches leading to the Meatasaurs
easily eating them all. This leads to the Meatasaurs also getting sick and unable to catch the few Veggisaurs that hated the taste of Jello and thus scraped it off their food.

That is where the smoking comes in. You see, after all the other dinos died of the Jello-pocalypse, they became depressed and turned to smoking to ease their suffering. Those then died of lung cancer leading to the complete extinction of the dinos.


That is the truth, I was there (Previous life as a meatasaur that died of Jello overdose)

[dipsydoodle]

4. Excellent

:rofl:

[Igel]

6. Truly. And indeed. n/t

[fasttense]

5. Ah, a perfect example of RepubliCON home schooling.

They can't tell the difference between facts and making it up as you go along.

[Lionel Mandrake]

7. Some dinosaurs are still alive.

We call them birds.

[krispos42]

8. The same way we will

BACON

[didact]

9. They never existed...God buried them to test our faith!

seems plausible!

hat-tip to to the late, great one! Bill Hicks