"God particle" hunt disrupted by "UFOs"

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By Natalie Wolchover


(Livescience.com) Physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a particle accelerator at CERN Laboratory in Switzerland, are trying to slam particles together hard enough to break them into never-before-seen pieces, which could solve some of the biggest puzzles in nature.
But UFOs -- unidentified falling objects, that is -- keep getting in their way.

The LHC is a 17-mile (27-km) circular tunnel lined with powerful magnets, which accelerate protons (particles in the nuclei of atoms) to 99.9999991 percent the speed of light. Beams of these super-brisk protons are accelerated clockwise around the ring and collide with beams traveling counter-clockwise, and, like a well-struck piñata, a dead-on hit produces a thrilling outburst of subatomic goodies. When they turn the proton beams up to full power, the physicists hope to find the Higgs boson, also known as the "God particle," which is believed to create the drag that gives everything else mass, among the collision debris. They'll also look for dark matter, the invisible substance that permeates the outskirts of galaxies.

However, since last year, something has been fluttering in the way of the proton beams and dampening the force of their blows, the physicists say. These "UFOs" aren't from outer space -- they're probably microscopic dust particles of unknown origin -- but they're still mysterious, and while they're around, the prize goodies will likely remain stashed.

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[Ian David]

1. Fucking magnets. n/t

[progressoid]

7. HisssSSSsssSSSssss

[Ian David]

8. lol! n/t

[roman7]

12. lmao

[FSogol]

2. Is this a Dennis Kucinich post?

;)

[Richardo]

3. Natalie Wolchover is the worst science writer I've ever read...

...if this was an article in a kid's magazine, MAYBE her style would be appropriate. She brings 'dumbing down' to new depths.

That said, interesting news! :thumbsup:

[Poll_Blind]

4. You kids wouldn't have so many problems if you cleaned up once in a while.

Sorry, channeling my mom.

PB

[On the Road]

5. Hmmm...

...like a well-struck piñata, a dead-on hit produces a thrilling outburst of subatomic goodies.

I must by buying the buying the wrong piñatas.

Seriously, it is possible the Higgs boson might never be found. Because it might not exist.

[On the Road]

6. dupe

[guyton]

9. quantum fluctuation?

wonder if the UFO's are not so much dust as real particles created by the ol quantum fluctuation. Now that'd be cool :-)

[BadgerKid]

10. It's dust at the other end of the wormhole.

:toast:

[MilesColtrane]

11. "Sense of science article" disrupted by "sensationally misleading" title