Possible solution to Global Warming

[Spinzonner]

Help make the Earth move (no, this is NOT a sex thread)

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

(I suppose some may question the 'science' of this but ...)

[Kolesar]

1. 50 million red staters could jump

...into the sea.

[niallmac]

2. and pollute the oceans? Not good.

[LaurenG]

3. lol too funny, ahhh no comment nt

[julianer]

4. Why don't we just turn the gravity controller down a bit?

[SteppingRazor]

5. I might as well dispute the science...

It's a cute idea, but it won't work for the same reason that, if you attach an electric fan to a boat and try to use it to push wind into the sails, it won't go anywhere. Newton's Third Law, and all that. :)

[greyl]

6. Remember when we were all supposed to aim our laser pointers

at the moon and turn it red? :)