Yes, it sucks when we can't decide the way that makes sense in every case. We can't have laws that are only applied when we want them to, and the inverse of this principle leads to crap like this on occasion.
However, there is one exception to this rule that only applies to juries, even though lawyers and judges are generally precluded from informing the jury about it. It's called
jury nullification. Some will argue that this is an abuse of the right to a jury trial. Yet If some DA wanted to convict a
Dakota Indian for being in Minnesota would you convict on the fact alone? This is a case I would, as a jurist, partake in jury nullification:
www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/sodomy.htmlAn older case on the same law:
news.1918.com/article.php?article_id=6410&type=readThen there are the dumb laws:
Ohio law: it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
Cleveland, Ohio: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Oxford, Ohio: it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
{Note: I once took the Arkansas drivers test (~1997) and the same honking rule applied, and was included in the actual test.}
South Dakota: it is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him.
Memphis, Tennessee: it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
These laws certainly warrant jury nullification if some DA attempts to convict on them.
"The jury has the right to judge both the law as well as the fact in controversy."
--John Jay, first Chief Justice of the United States
"It is not only his right but also his duty… to find the verdict according to his own best understanding, judgment, and conscience, though in direct opposition to the direction of the court."
--John Adams