First Ever Blond GUY Joke

[Submariner]

Since I thought wimmens everywhere would enjoy this joke, I thought I would post it in your Women's Rights group so the DU guys won't find out and think I'm wimping out on them.
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building".

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too".

The Blond Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too"!

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw the burrito, and jumped, too. The Blond Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given him to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Blond's wife. The Blond's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

[DS1]

1. *snort*

Good for a laugh :D

[IndyOp]

2. LOL !

Thanks for posting!

:rofl:

[MindPilot]

3. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl::applause::woohoo:

[NNadir]

4. That's a good one.

[xchrom]

5. i love blond jokes

and blond guy jokes -- even better.

[jeff30997]

6. Lol! Good one!

[benddem]

7. love it

thanks!

[femrap]

8. That's a good one! nt

[wiley]

9. Funny.

Guys tell blond men jokes all the time. They're usually homophobic however. I hadn't heard that one.

[Katherine Brengle]

10. I didn't even read it after...

reading your introduction. Why come to a DU group specifically targeting women's issues and talk about how you are posting something here to avoid persecution from other men in a bigger group?

"Since I thought wimmens everywhere would enjoy this joke, I thought I would post it in your Women's Rights group so the DU guys won't find out and think I'm wimping out on them."

Not impressed.

[barb162]

11. BWAHAHAHA

I think that is the first joke about a blonde man I have seen

[Book Lover]

12. You thought wrong

It's just not funny, not even if you had included the rimshot.