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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 11:09 PM
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Mike Huckabee thinks there's duck hunting in heaven
Edited on Sun Sep-23-07 11:21 PM by LeftyMom
"watching ducks land on a lake in Arkansas in the winter is about the closest to Heaven as you can find on this earth... and as someone who believes, according to my faith, I will go to Heaven when I die, I am pretty sure that there is duck hunting in Heaven!"

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Now I may be an atheist and he may be a certified certifiable Baptist minister, but I'm fairly sure there's nothing in the Bible to suggest that heaven has hunting or guns. Or ducks, for that matter, as the only non-human animals mentioned as being in heaven are horses.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:42 AM
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1. Duh
Of COURSE there are guns/hunting in Heaven. God has NO RIGHT to limit my Second Amendment rights, even if I am dead and living in His afterlife.

Matter of fact, the good Rev. Heston told me once that when you enter Heaven you get two things: your angel wings and a Concealed Carry Permit.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 11:23 AM
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2. Gawd thinks I need a permit?
Doesn't he realize the second amendment trumps whichever one a them commandments the not killin' people gets mentioned in, AND he neglected the Texas Proviso that some people need killin' !
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 04:51 PM
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3. In Soviet Russia

ducks hunt YOU!
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:35 PM
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4. Killing in heaven.
Yeah, I want to go there -- NOT.
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