I am an evil genius, when it comes to vegan junk food.

[LeftyMom]

Y'know what I did?

I took some of that Teese I got, cut it up, beer battered it (I just used Lelly's recipe http://lellyskitchen.blogspot.com/ but with beer instead of soymilk,) deep fried it, and ate it with pizza sauce. It was delicious, and probably took six months off my life. Six delicious, greasy months. :9

I'm thinking about ripping off her recipe for battered and fried pizza next. Because pizza, combined with fried food and beer, all in one horribly fattening dish, sounds like the perfect thing for a football season parked in front of my giant tv.

[flvegan]

1. Football season is half over already.

:P

[LeftyMom]

2. Real football. Not the kind where silly foreigners play scaled-up foosball.

If nobody breaks a leg, it doesn't count. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. If you had to spend those six months

eating cottage cheese and celery, they weren't worth living anyway. Go for it.

[Critters2]

4. It's no deep-fried portobello ravioli, but it sounds pretty good. nt

Fried portobello ravioli with marinara. Nectar of the gods.

[WillParkinson]

5. Oooh, the perfect food...

Portobello and Teese...drool.