I have two of these little gems. A Saeco Vienna Deluxe ......
and a Saeco Magic Deluxe .......
Now, you might ask, how does one man, who lives with only his wife, the nest just recently having emptied, wind up with two such appliances?
Well, it is quite simple, actually. We bought the Vienna deluxe and were very happy with it. It made great coffee and was sooooo easy to use. No worries. Push a button, get a cup.
I read, but chose to ignore, the instructions about decalcifying the machine. It is a simple process and takes only a few minutes every month or three. No big deal. Really.
But did I do as the manufacturer suggested? Ooooooh Nooooooo.
After almost three years of great cuppa, la macchina infernale decided it was time to force the issue. It peed on my counter! I called an espresso machine repair guy up in Philadelphia. Yup, he says, ya gotta clean 'em weekly and decalcify ..... in your area ...... once every 4 to 6 months, although monthly is better. A new boiler, I ask? Yes, he says. Big job, I ask? Not so big, he says. How much, I ask? About a hundred and twenty five, he says. Plus shipping, he adds.
So off goes the machine. For two and a half weeks, Sparkly and I are going nuts. The Bunn Pour-Over? Okay, but not espresso. The stove top Mokka pot. Bitter. The vintage vacuum pots? Schweeeeeet! But no staying time and a lot of work to make ... sorta like a science experiment, what with all that glass and tubes and stuff. French press. About the best we could do. Even got back to some French vanilla oily flavored beans for a while. A change of pace .... but for our now spoiled palates, not *real* cafe, yanno?
Anyway, the Vienna makes its triumphal return. Just a few stitches scars on the back. but the surgery was successful. It was again making great cuppa at the push of its little gray button.
Six months later .... it pees on the counter again. Another boiler????? Damn! Call the espressofixit guy. Probably the steam valve, he says. Izzit 'spensive, I ask? Nope, maybe twelve ... fifteen bucks, he says. Plus shipping, he adds. Ya sure that's it, I ask? No, he says. That's what you described, he says. I won't know for sure until I see it, he says. Three to four weeks, he adds. Busy season.
Off it goes again.
This time we are NOT going to scrounge for real cuppa. Ohnowe'renot. Besides, what if the Vienna DeLuxe needs another boiler? I'll dump it on eBay, broke as it is and get what I can for it.
Online. Whole Latte Love. Saeco magic DeLuxe. Factory rebuilt. On sale. Cheap. I buy one! I am NOT gunna live without real cuppa.
It gets here in two days! Unpack it. Read the instructions. Plug 'er in.
Cuppa!!!!!!
The Vienna comes back. No stitches this time. New steam valve. Twenty bux, shipping included (cuz the espressofixit guy knows us by now and takes pity on our run of bad luck).
So now we have two fully functional espresso makers.
Sell one on eBay says the ever practical, ever frugal Sparkly.
I set up the Vienna DeLuxe down in my office. The Magic stays in the cucina.
That was a year or so ago. Now we own both and even Sparkly's no longer crabbing at me to sell one. Ya just sorta get used to these things .... yanno?
So ..... my question ...... how often do you decalcify YOUR espresso maker?
(Note, this long winded post is my way to avoid Chimpus Khan's blathering bullshit in his State of the Reich speech. I mean, I **do** want to know your answers to my question ..... but this serves that other purpose quite well, too. Sorry about that!)