Programmers, need you to 'save our world' from Insipid 'Net Polls

[NuttyFluffers]

I bloody hate these inane, pseudo-valid, internet polls. like assholes everyone's news station has them, but they are absolute garbage for information. they are touted as fact on websites and news programs (gah!) and are repeated du topics (help du this poll!...). i'm tired already!

can someone just write a script already and spam it on AOL chat boards and render these things useless with the flying monkey hoard of script kiddies? i'm tired of these things. they are easily broken and don't mean crap from beginning to end.

i want to see seriously tampered 'informal' polls, things like:

Tumbleweed Picayune's inaugeral poll!
How's our current foreign policy course?

a) on the right track - 4317 (freepers living their entire existence)
b) on the right track but slightly leaning to the side - 875
c) on the right track but should be going the other way - 2312 (du-ers wasting time)
*d) i think my boobs are too small - 5000000001 (script kiddy adding fake new option)

seriously, get this garbage done and over with. render it useless please! make informal 'net polls on news sites like pop-ups and spam already, a pariah of stupidity.

save us, save us programmers, from the latest torment beset upon humanity from the evil womb of technology!