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Hark The Hungry Kitties Sing
Hark the hungry kitties sing “Give us kitties everything! Sushi, chicken, milk and cheese Don’t expect us to say please! Hear us yowl for lots of treats Fish and fowl and fresh-cut meats With some ice cream don’t forget! We’ve always been your favorite pets!” Hark the hungry kitties sing “Give us kitties everything!”
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to hide Beneath the Chevrolet, Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way How we love to be the pets Who always disobey!
Dashing through the house As we chase each other ‘round Scratching on the chair And eating stuff we’ve found Making lots of noise At midnight is the best And when the people go away Is when we get our rest, Oh!
Joy to the Cat
Joy to the cat! For now he’s home We don’t know where he’s been! He hid somewhere for days And now he wants our praise And rubs behind his ears And rubs behind his ears And rubs, and rubs behind his ears.
He rules the world! And we obey We give him what he wants! He sleeps all afternoon He yowls out of tune It’s music to our ears It’s music to our ears It’s music, it’s music to our ears.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me A hairball under my tree
On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Two dead mice And a hairball under my tree
Three head nibbles Four chewed pens Five dead birds!
Six ankle rubs Seven fleas a’leaping Eight armchair scratches Nine feet of ribbon Ten chewed shoelaces Eleven matted furballs....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Twelve minutes of purring Eleven matted furballs Ten chewed shoelaces Nine feet of ribbon Eight armchair scratches Seven leaping fleas Six ankle rubs Five dead birds Four chewed pens Three head nibbles Two dead mice And a hairball under my tree
The Little Drumstick Cat
Come, they told me, Pa rumpa pum pum A new-baked bird we see Pa rumpa pum pum It’s in the oven there Pa rumpa pum pum We offer you a dare Pa rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum Steal a drumstick now Pa rumpa pum pum And a plum.
So I waited, Pa rumpa pum pum My breath was bated Pa rumpa pum pum At last the bird was done Pa rumpa pum pum My time to act had come Pa rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum So I wrangled it Pa rumpa pum pum And a plum.
All my kitty chums Pa rumpa pum pum They watched and cheered me on Pa rumpa pum pum They have their drumstick now Pa rumpa pum pum They have their sweet plum now Pa rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum Rumpa pum pum Then I had a bite Pa rumpa pum pum Yum yum yum.
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