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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 05:08 PM
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Heartwarming and Absolutely Hilarious
This was posted in The Lounge by ET Awful.
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"While domestic cats are a common feature of many computing environments, IT review sites have proven oddly unwilling to investigate this popular computer room accessory.

I aim to redress the balance with this review, which is almost entirely not just an attempt on my part to troll for more traffic from search engines by using the word "pussy".

An immature member of the species felis catus (also known as felis domesticus, and hereafter referred to as "a kitten"; the commonly heard expression "cat larva" is technically incorrect) has many advantages compared with equipment and organisms more frequently purchased, or otherwise acquired, by computing enthusiasts.

Also, kittens are warm."

http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm

Hehehehe this is funny stuff



http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm
Visit the sites linked in the above article.



You've GOT TO visit this link:

The CAT User's Manual
User Installation and Maintenance Documentation
CAT v. 7.0: Completely Autonomous Tester


http://www.andreas.com/catman.html


Thanks, ET Awful!
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 12:26 PM
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1. CAT units...... heh
"Do not poke anything into the CAT's I/O ports. CAT may BYTE.

In dry, cold weather, a surface electrostatic charge may build up. To avoid electric shock, stand on an insulated surface.

Do not operate the CAT above water. This may lead to end-user damage.

Carry a CAT firmly. Do not swing it by its "tail".

ha ha ha

Warning notices like this are always handy. Can't ever have too much information on the limitations of these CAT units;-)
And popular computer room "accessory"? Gee, I thought it was a necessity:shrug: I didn't think a computer would work if it didn't have at least one CAT unit. Well how 'bout that, learn sumpin' new everyday :evilgrin:

Yeah Thanks to ET Awful :thumbsup:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:12 AM
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2. This is adorable!!!
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