Kitty haikus

[ccjlld]

Someone sent me some really cute kitty haikus today... here are a few

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Oh no! My Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue.


I love that last one!

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Adorable. Willbe forwarded to all my cat loving friends.

[eridani]

2. More

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna

There’s no dignity
In being sick, which is why
I don’t tell you where.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow’s taken.

Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I’ve lost interest.

My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

[Orsino]

3. More

You sure need to be
Popped on the head for that stuff
You're trying to pull.

I said get your head
The hell out of my food bowl.
My kibble, damn it!

Scratching that last itch
Felt so good that I just might
Have to take a nap.

[superconnected]

4. some more

what do you mean i
do nothing, this morning i
caught toes in your bed

you were staring dumb-
stuck, so i sat on your book
to improve the view

all I have to do
to make you strive to serve me,
is just ignore you