I was driving to school and it made me scream. I was really scared!
I've always laughed at Halloween decorations and never have I once been scared. This is the first time.
So I'm driving along and I see this pile of dirt on someone's lawn. I'm not thinking Halloween. I'm thinking "gardening," as this homeowner is putting in some bushes or a tree.
I have a one-track mind and it pretty much runs along the line of "gardening gardening gardening gardening."
Next I see this woman rise up out of the pile of dirt, and I'm thinking, "That is one bad-looking gardener." As in "unhealthy." Her face was all gray and wrinkled and she had messed up hair. Very atypical for the type of owner I would imagine for such a house, which was a large Tudor on a spacious lawn.
She was skinny and her clothes were hanging off her. I looked for her garden trowel but instead of a trowel, gray filmy stuff came from off the ends of her fingers and dripped down to the ground.
That's when I screamed.
Then I realized it was a Halloween decoration that some Halloween aficionado had rigged up. The "woman" was rising up out of the "grave" (pile of dirt) and the gray stuff was cobwebs. I don't know how they did such a good job of getting the woman to automatically rise up out of the "grave," but they did. As I continued on my way to school, in my rear view mirror I saw her descend again into the grave. It was all automatic, run off electricity, I would guess.
There was another graveside character, but I was so focused on the "gardener" that I didn't watch him much. I think it was a skeleton in a top hat. He managed to walk across a part of the lawn. I think he was carrying a martini glass.
Halloween decorations are really getting good these days!
I felt like a perfect fool!

Cher