PRESS RELEASE: AP - Fire Destroys Presidential Library...

[ricochetastroman]

PRESS RELEASE

Subject: AP - Fire Destroys Presidential Library...

Crawford, Texas (Affiliated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

[I Have A Dream]

1. Rick...

:spank:


(Actually, I think that I received that joke from the same person as you! :))

[ricochetastroman]

2. Well...then...

that makes it twice as funny; just like him.

[I Have A Dream]

3. Yeah, if he didn't have so much power, he'd be funnier than...

the 3 Stooges. I often don't know whether to laugh or cry from his antics.

The sad part is that the joke's not that far off base. :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry:

[ricochetastroman]

4. Actually

the SAD thing is how many people voted for him. It was quite disheartening to see how many people could be taken. I'm not saying we had many other options, but when these hopefuls start waving the rah-rah red-white-and-blue sing-song from the 40's people wanna feel safe. God, I wish we had someone decent to vote for someday. Let's go Nader!

[I Have A Dream]

5. I think that we *do* have decent people for whom we can vote. They'd just...

never be elected by the American people. :(

[ricochetastroman]

7. I fear

that you are correct

[davsand]

6. I think this began as a George Wallace joke.

Some guy that did stand up impressions of politicians. I can't remember his name but it was an impression of Wallace saying the hooligans had burned down his library--all two books of it--and one of them he'd never colored in yet.

Making me nuts now...

Still a funny joke and maybe more accurate than we care to consider.


Laura

[cassiepriam]

8. Nope, I don't believe it.

We all know he is still working on the first coloring book.
Laura has been too busy to help him. :(
He won't get to the second one for years.

[davsand]

9. Actually, Laura is too baked to stay in the lines.

THAT is what I'm hearing on the grapevine.

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Word is, once she gets out of detox they expect to be ready for book two in a couple of months or so...

:)

[cassiepriam]

10. Oh dear. Bet the twins can't color in the lines either. :(

Shrub is out of luck.