Clear your home of negative energy! and your bank account of $600!

[semillama]

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!!! THE OMNI DEVICE!


http://tinyurl.com/276asa

"The personal empowerment device is now available in a larger version which covers up to 50 square meters in diameter. This can affect a healing space or center as well as a house or apartment. The idea is that when you come home or enter a space that contains this device all negative patterns are released. This is the perfect work space or home companion. When I moved into a new home whose previous occupant definitely left some energetic messes all over this device managed to clear the space immediately.Not only that but my family and I soon found ourselves free of some disturbing personal patterns. If you do healing work and you wish to keep your space in an energetically pristine manner this device really works wonders. If you are traveling or entering a particularly disturbed psychic space such as hospitals, court rooms, airports or others this OMNI device can be a miraculous helper. It clears spaces better than any other technology offered. Many emotional difficulties from night terrors or nightmares, emotional imbalances, long-entrenched, difficult patterns can be resolved using this. Overall dimensions: 2.5 in. width x 5.75 in. height"

[Warpy]

1. Looks like after Saddam was deposed

the aluminum tube market found new customers.

Jebus, this thing isn't even successful as junk sculpture.

[realisticphish]

2. "Aluminum tubes"

"Do you know what the fuck you can do with aluminum tubes? ALUMINUM!" -- Dave Chapelle, as "Black Bush"

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. Heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBjbM1f9ZQ

[realisticphish]

3. looks like someone found a use

for old air fittings, some steel pipe, and a welding kit

[enki23]

4. it says you can use it to clear negative energy at the *airport*

i hope it also works in some very small rooms with very serious people in them asking you very serious questions. you'll need all the positive energy you can get.

[realisticphish]

6. oh no, officer

i'm just clearing negative energy; here, let me show...

[PVnRT]

5. Hmmmm...a tee welded to a small tank with a couple of tube adapters

I could get the same thing made for a fraction of the cost.

[realisticphish]

7. but could that clear negative energy?

i didn't think so

[GoneOffShore]

9. And what are Inert Gas Devices

Which cost $80 each or $99.50(if you want them wire wrapped and a satin cord) plus shipping and handling ?

http://shopnow.secureonlinecart.com/estore/f/products.php?category_id=31&sid=e09e81f138d3a4e67116134b5817046c&store_id=1155&affiliate=

Children’s Focus (25%He-75%Ne) (Labradorite bead)

Glass device: $80.00
Glass device, wire wrapped with satin cord: $99.50



:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Deep13]

11. I think "inert gas device" is another name for a helium balloon.

:D

[moggie]

12. I am frequently an inert gas device

Never been wrapped in wire or satin cord, though.

[Warpy]

13. I guess some of us just aren't kinky

[realisticphish]

14. inert? yeah right

:D

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. I'm going for the 'vibrational mists'

If nothing else happens, you can at least drink the organic vodka:

Calming Spray, the Urban Stress Buster. The primary function of this formula is to reduce stress in any situation. This has been used effectively for children, animals, plants and difficult environments. Can be sprayed in rooms, on crystals and in or on the body. An essential tool for a modern, vibrational first aid kit. Please do not spray mist in eyes, ears or nose.
Ingredients: Pure glacier water, 16% organic vodka, and the vibrational components of Shasta Lily, Rosa Macrophylla, Emerald, Pearl, Pomegranate, and Gold. Fragrance free.

In a blue glass bottle; 4 ounce bottle Vibrational cleaning spray for stones, rooms, and more. Containing some of the most powerful vibrations of flower, stone, and element elixirs to clear unwanted energies. Can be sprayed on food, stones, antiques, rooms, the body, in cleaning, anywhere a shift of energy is desired.
Ingredients: Pure water, 16% organic vodka, and the vibrational components of the following: calendula, cedar, luffa, pennyroyal, pink yarrow, rosa macrophylla, green quartz, tourmalines, helium, ozone, and xenon. fragrance free.

Fine all natural Spray that helps bodyworkers disconnect energetically from their clients after working on them. It will also amplify the energy that flows out of their hands. The vibrational mixture has been used for many years to achieve closure and separation of energy when desired between individuals.
Ingredients: Pure glacier water, 16% organic vodka, and the vibrational components of flower essences, gem tinctures, and element elixirs to support ending vibrational contacts. A common complaint of bodyworkers is picking up too much of their client’s energy during a session. Disconnect will solve this. Vibrational remedies of aloe eru, pennyroyal, argon, krypton, diaspore, perilla, kinnick kinnick, aloe vera, calendula, lotus, garlic, herkimer diamond, and skullcap. Fragrance free.
...
After an accident not only is the skin and tissues affected but the vibrational layer above the skin is injured as well. It helps to knit the hole in the aura that occurs with injuries. This hole can lead to many other difficulties seemingly not related to the original injury. Overall health is quickly restored in a gentle fashion.
Ingredients: Pure glacier water, 16% Organic Vodka with the vibrational components of impatiens, lotus, mimulus, rock rose, saguaro, aloe vera, botswana agate, herkimer diamond, dark opal, multi-color sapphires, and krypton elixirs to assist in the vibrational first aid needed for burns, scrapes, and all other injuries.

http://shopnow.secureonlinecart.com/estore/f/products.php?category_id=47&sid=4d24d88989c5bc39cf44db803ce5b00a&store_id=1155&affiliate=

Do not spray up nose? That's a disappointment - vodka spray might be an efficient way of getting drunk quickly.

[Deep13]

10. Negative energy? You mean like the bottom of a flashlight battery?

Or maybe they mean the negative energy that causes the acceleration of the universe.

Lesson one: energy = ability to cause movement in matter.

[onager]

15. Now THIS is a personal empowerment device...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

[and-justice-for-all]

17. Why would I want to spend $600 on Cheney's buttplug? nt