I've totally sold my soul now! I should just go get my chakra balanced

[TZ]

So I have been having trouble with my chronic blood disorder..which apparantly according to some in Health means my fire chakra is out of balanced.However, I have bought all the MSM bias about the knowledge of the medical community and have been brainwashed into thinking that a specialist at Mayo clinic might help me. Oh noes! Plus they want me to update my vaccinations, which means I am gonna have to get a tetanus shot while there. Ack! I'm gonna be autistic! Oh and they want me to volunteer to make my medical information usuable in medical research..GASP! Contribute to the advancement of evul western medicine? How could they?
:rofl:

In all seriousness, I have not been feeling well, and having a rare and mysterious disease (essential thrombocythemia a condition where the bone marrow makes too many platelets) is kind of a pain in the ass, because even most hematologists aren't really experts on it. There are only a small handful of people who are familiar with it. I do look forward to getting world class treatment.

BTW, notice how the homeopathic/altie woos seem to have all the answers? My hem is very comfortable with admitting he's stumped. He thinks this is an excellent idea...:)
FYI, I will have Wifi access there so I will probably have stuff to say while I'm there (week of April 21st.)

[mr blur]

1. The very best of luck to you,

As one disease-ridden atheistic tool of Big Pharma to another, don't forget to have your karma cleansed while you're away - I'm told it works wonders in ways which we hell-bound sceptics could never hope to understand.

And remember:

[realisticphish]

2. good luck

and if this is in any way because of loading the Morgellon's into the chemtrails, I deeply apologize on behalf on Big Yak

[onager]

3. Good luck with that.

And I hope you feel better.

You can probably get a discount if you combine the Chakra Balancing with a good Holistic Colon Cleansing.

BTW, notice how the homeopathic/altie woos seem to have all the answers?

Yep, just like the religious fundamentalists, who know exactly how the universe works. But it's the atheists who are "arrogant."

[regularguy]

4. Feel better!

And say hello to Chaka Kahn or whatever!