Too funny: Man selling Ghosts in a Bottle

[TZ]

ST. JOHNS COUNTY, Fla. -- A St. Augustine man is selling containers filled with what he describes as ghosts.
John Deese said he has ghosts trapped in bottles.

“This was actually the first one that was caught, in Decatur County, Ga., in an old farmhouse,” Desse said, showing off one ghost in a bottle.

While Deese said he contracts with professional ghost catchers around the country and that it’s the ghost catchers who actually stuff the phantasms into a bottle, he wouldn’t elaborate on exactly how the ghosts get into the bottles
http://www.local6.com/news/16388581/detail.html
Where's Bill Murray when you need him! Now I want to know are they any bottles big enough for the "Stay Puff Marshmallow Man"?
:rofl:

[cosmik debris]

1. I sell ghosts without the bottle and give a 15% discount. n/t

[jberryhill]

4. That's only because you are keeping the 5 cent deposit for yourself

[cosmik debris]

5. There's that, and

I'm in the wholesale market, 100 ghosts or more.

[realisticphish]

2. well shit

I have bottles, anyone have ghosts?

[Orrex]

3. I once had foul spirits in a bottle

I don't remember much of that night, though I seem to recall that it had a visceral and colorful ending.

:puke:

[moggie]

7. Djinn and tonic? n/t

[realisticphish]

8. ha ha nt

[Orrex]

10. Oooh. Now THAT'S foul!

:rofl:

I love it!

[Deep13]

6. So, what use can a ghost in a bottle possibly be?

:shrug:

[realisticphish]

9. good god, man

what COULDN'T you use it for???

[jberryhill]

13. Depends on which kind you get..

[WoodrowFan]

11. wasn't that a song?

Wasn't that a James Taylor song?

"If I could save ghoosstsss in a bottleeee.

The first that I'd want to do..

Is to put it on ebay and have it for sale

just so I could sell it to youuuuuuu"

[realisticphish]

12. it was a b-side nt

[madinmaryland]

14. Ghost Busters??

:rofl: