Anyone Have Any Tips On Taking Cyanide?

[Heddi]

I'm taking cyanide pills for the next few weeks. Heard it's good for colonic de-tox and will retrograde my mercury to venus rising.

Anyhoo...I figure that I'm 32, have a bad back and premature gray hair...what've I got to lose???

[lizerdbits]

1. Great Idea!

It's not like it's going to kill you!

[Heddi]

2. I heard about it from a friend

She took Cyanide tabs and lost a TON of weight. She was able to sleep better, and didn't suffer from unbearable bouts of months-long yeast infections!

[lizerdbits]

3. Cyanide will definitely help you sleep

:crazy:

[Orrex]

4. You're a fool if you don't add oral chelation into the mix

Your post gave me the giggles--thanks!

[enki23]

5. What's the counterion?

Imagine your dismay if, after believing you had ordered your potassium cyanide pills, you opened th package to find it was actually sodium cyanide! Especially if your naturopath has you on a low-sodium diet.

[onager]

6. Check James Randi's site. He takes cyanide all the time.

One of Randi's standard demonstrations is drinking cyanide.

But strictly homeopathic cyanide, I hasten to add. He mixes cyanide with water in the same concentration as homeopathetic medicines, then chugs it down.

http://www.randi.org/

[LeftishBrit]

7. Read a few detective thrillers...

they'll at any rate give you some tips on *administering* cyanide without being caught, at least until the brilliant detective uncovers all in the last chapter!

[madinmaryland]

8. Just wait and see what the homeopaths do with cyanide.

one trillion of original strength and it works just the same.

:shrug:

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Homeopathy would be the perfect murder method, wouldn't it?

Give someone a lethal dose, and it'd still be completely undetectable.

[madinmaryland]

11. BWAHAHAHA!!!

:spray:

[progressoid]

9. Oh boy, I've been missing out.

I'm forty-cough years old, have a bad back, and what hair I have left is also turning grey. I better get going on this too.