Whatever happened to that miraculous, fasting kid who lived under the tree?

[Orrex]

Is he still fasting? Is he still under the tree? Is he still miraculous?

[Warpy]

1. He went missing in mid March, 2003

and hasn't been found.

He got kidnapped, he got et, he just found someplace farther away from people.

[Orrex]

6. Isn't that always the way with self-starving tree-huggers?

:rofl:

[TZ]

2. Um what?

I never heard of this....

[realisticphish]

3. claimed he never ate or drank anything

while meditating 24-7. Got mysteriously weaker and thinner looking when people started to actually watch him all the time

[lizerdbits]

4. Well obviously the bad karma of the skeptics

was harmful. We're such assholes. :)

[realisticphish]

5. DAMN YOU SKEPTICISM!!!

*shakes fist at sky*

[Orrex]

7. His thinness was caused by their lack of faith

And yet you see fit to joke about it, you monster.

[realisticphish]

8. i know

i loathe my logical self :(

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. OH ye of little faith!

Sky Daddy is taking care of his bony li'l soul!

[realisticphish]

10. only if sky daddy is the Buddha

:shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

11. Asher?

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