Be afraid! Amazing pSykiK election predictions...

[onager]

Wow. To paraphrase Dean Wormer: "Bigoted, ignorant and loony is no way to go thru life." But she's managing...

Sorry, we won’t get into politics here, my site is not a political site, but a spiritual based guide for others...

Right. Fasten your seatbelts...

We need to give our country a new model for elected officials. It could be like the days of Lemuria when we did not have laws but instead had customs. Lemuria leaders were elected to serve the people and take care of the infrastructure, take out the trash, pave the roads etc...

When she lived in Lemuria, it was populated by lemurs. Flinging dung. That's coming up.

Yet, those who take their power will open many doors for the others as that is the way of the empowered human, and this will lead us into the New Age of the 5th Dimension. (2012)

The last time you woo-woo assholes promised us the Age Of Aquarius, we got the Age Of Nixon. Thanks a lot. BTW, the 5th Dimension's last hit was back around 1970. And that was the limp, sucky supper-club version of...oops...the song "Age Of Aquarius." Maybe you misinterpreted the stars and we are heading for the New Age of the Cowsills.

LONG RAMBLING SCREED about Obama follows, recycling every email glurge and robo-lie on the Internets. You've heard it all before.

And you KNEW this was coming, didn't you?

Some of Nostradamus’ prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man’s final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

OK, maybe I will start using credit cards again.

And here comes the hard sell:

What do I see as the 2008 Election Outcome?

I have to give you three scenes:

1. Obama wins and gets assassinate before taking the oath of office.

2. Obama wins — and Americans are on their knees - with regret - by late March or early April, 2009.

3. McCain pulls it all out of the mud, lies, and cover-ups.

John McCain, although a Bush Republican, does have a chance to pull us out of making the biggest mistake of our lives. McCain can win! History and the outcome can change from our determination and sheer will. Perhaps the Devil I know is better than the Devil I don’t know. Where is our Christian faith? If we know scripture and Lucifer’s powers as well as we have been taught — then how can we allow this smaller disaster occur? Stand up and VOTE!! By the Grace of God, let’s turn all of this around.

But she doesn't get into politics, remember?

http://www.new-visions.com/page/2

[TZ]

1. LOL!

I am psychic enough to know this woman's intelligence isn't very high!

[mr blur]

2. I want to join the 5th Dimension!

they were a pretty groovy group back in the day.

Though strangely, she makes no mention of their chart success. Possibly because she's barking mad.

[varkam]

3. Not very psychic if she has to give us three different scenarios to choose from.

And what's more, none of them are going to happen (I can tell because I'm a "real" psychic - not one of those frauds).

[semillama]

4. I actually heard someone on an NPR news program

talking about how Nostradamus predicted that Obama was the anti-christ and that's why he was voting for McCain. It was some yahoo in northern Ohio at a McCain rally.

[LeftishBrit]

5. Christian fundamentalism and occultism all in one neat little package?

And it's a long time since I came across references to Lemuria. I wish it was even longer.

[Nevernose]

8. Those have always been my favorites.

I've had discussions with people in real life about focusing one's psychic powers to enhance an exorcism, focusing the healing love of God through crystals, and converting extraterrestrials to Christianity. It's an amazing world we live in, ain't it?

And I wonder if the Lemurians were Jewish...

[GoneOffShore]

6. And the brand new "Oh, I wasn't wrong. I just misspoke"

On the update page. And now I'm supporting him.

Hilarious.

[WhollyHeretic]

7. "billions will die" was just a typo. She was actually refering to gold bullion and the loss of the

gold standard.

[onager]

9. Thanks for the updates! But she's in Who's Who...

From the very top of her web page: American Biographical Institute Who's Who 2007 - Elizabeth Joyce, Psychic

Wow! What a prestigious award! I sure wish I could be in Who's Who...

But wait! Look, I can! And so can you! And you, over there! And your cat! From Wikipedia:

The ABI writes to individuals...and invites them to purchase various honors...or to be included in ABI publications, such as 500 Leaders of Science or The World Book of Knowledge, in exchange for a "contribution fee."

Those who accept, who sometimes write their own biographies, are offered books or certificates at prices as high as US $795.

:rofl:

And she has the nerve to call her website "Visions of Reality." This woman's relationship to reality is about as close as my relationship with Warren Buffett.

The Aussie David Vernon wrote a funny article about ABI for Skeptic magazine:

Please let me introduce to you Dr David Schweitzer who in 1992 was awarded ABI’s Man of the Year for his contributions to complementary medicine. His field of endeavour was “demonstrating that water can act as a liquid memory system capable of storing information. This discovery now makes it possible to photograph the stored frequencies of homeopathic remedies, as well as research the impact of positive and negative thoughts on the fluids of the body."

David explains how he came to this remarkable discovery, “The whole thing started out after having observed blood for over a decade and discovering that blood cells expressed themselves with a language based on sacred geometry, shape, colour, and harmonious shapes.”

http://web.mac.com/david.vernon/The_Canberra_Journal/The_Scribbles/Entries/2007/8/21_David_Vernon_%E2%80%94_Man_of_the_Year!.html