The Rainbow Conspiracy

[dawgmom]

Oh. My. Dog.
It must be listened to, to be believed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

[realisticphish]

1. That's a good band name

and i love that lady. I like knowing that people who otherwise sound normal can be batshit crazy

[lizerdbits]

2. That's not sarcasm?

:scared:

[dawgmom]

4. I don't think so

She sounds just drunk/drugged enough to be serious about what she's saying.

[CanSocDem]

3. Don't...

...you know when you are being played???

The concept of irony is completely lost on you isn't it...????


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[dawgmom]

5. I have an excellent sense of irony

I also have an excellent sense of:
asshole-ry,
jerk-ery,
presumptiveness-ry,
and jump-all-over-somebody's-post-on-the-internet-just-to-be-a-putz-ery.

Those senses are all on overload at the moment.

By the way, if it IS satire, then it's very poorly done satire.

[TZ]

6. !

Got it in one!:rofl:

[enki23]

7. poe's law, i suppose, might apply

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[onager]

8. Well I feel stupid. Didn't even know...

...there was an actual book called The Rainbow Conspiracy. I'll have to get it right away for my "Science" collection...

Before the "X-Files" mania...Before the bestselling The Day After Roswell, Brad Steiger and Sherry Hansen Steiger, respected UFO researchers and experts, wrote the definitive expose of the massive U.S. Government's contact with extraterrestrials on earth -- "The Rainbow Conspiracy".

After decades of interviews with respected scientists, military personnel, and people who have witnessed or made contact with UFOs, the Steigers have compiled a blistering report that includes such shocking facts as:
-- What U.S. military leaders know about UFOs and how they conceal it from the American public to this Day!
-- The incredible connection between UFOs and Adolf Hitler!
-- How the Government struck a deal with Extraterrestrials to trade people and cattle for advanced alien technology!
-- The true (and frightening) significance of "the rainbow conspiracy" for the future of our planet!
-- And hundreds of facts crucial to our understanding of the UFO conspiracy!

"The Rainbow Conspiracy" features 16 pages of sensational photographs.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Rainbow%20Conspiracy:3001780319;_ylc=X3oDMTB1c21tcDhkBF9TAzk2NjMyOTA3BHNlYwNmZWVkBHNsawNib29rcw--

And Sprinkler Conspiracy Lady was hilarious. Thanks.

[dawgmom]

9. Trade people and cattle??? mu-wahahahaha

Hmmm. This must be what all the cattle mutilations were about. Aliens are just in search of the perfect steak, but they're lousy butchers.

Note to self: Aliens NOT Hindu.

[Nevernose]

10. Here's her blog. Good argument for keeping drugs illegal.

Just when I begin thinking drugs should be legalized, someone like this pops up on the Internet(s). Really starts making you doubt that whole "evolution" thing, too. And my basic faith in humanity. If this lady is indicative at all of Western society, then we're more screwwed than I thought.

If this is irony, then it's pretty elaborate. It's been going on for months and is all over the Internet: blogs, forums, youtube, the works. Here's from her blog:

"Hi, im new to this. I live in N.Calif. and lately I've believe we are being exposed to
an enemy as lethal as the effects of carbon dioxiode. Static seems to be everywhere
Wireless energy (i.e. internet, tv remote controls, garage door openers, cell phones, ATM
or i guess elec. data transfers, etc) is not grounded like telephone lines and electricity.
Common sense says when any one of those towers out there get overloaded, the signal
will jump to the next available source like TV antennas on houses and even to the ore
in our soil like iron that is so abundant.
Over the last few months others in my neighborhood have noticed that sound goes dead.
I live 1 block off a major thrufare thru our town and every single day you can't even hear
the traffic. I found out from a friend that use to work for the telephone co., that this
vacuum of sound is caused by sound waves colliding with each other. It happens 20x
a day or more...." http://tinyurl.com/3qxqb7

Here's a posting she had at another site:
It is a form of communication. Everything is a frequency. Everything. Colors are also a frequency

In their Quantum Dots technology they have the ability to emit
wave lengths by narrowly controlling the particles distribution (PSD) of quantum dot nanocrystals to within 10 nanometers, discreet colors with long term photostability can be emitted with wave lengths representing the entire visible spectra.

They have digitalized, ionized, or polarized the atmosphere
and made it into someform of a new renewable energy source
what seems like Tesla's patents of free energy (off grid)

Nanoscale Z-MITE™ ZnO is being used for its UV absorbing properties to create transparent sunscreen.

They seemed to have turned our atmosphere into some
type of STAR WARS weapon of which they can manipulate
the electromagnetic fields as layers or stacks.

But the same symbols of the hierogliephics many of them
are also mathemathical symbols too I believe.

The trick is how they layer them or stack them one on top
of the other. Then think about them unwrapping, unfurling,
all as one piece connected, then think of a turntable turning
them, stretching them.

This is what I have discovered http://tinyurl.com/6x7ky9

[realisticphish]

11. yeesh

sounds like psychosis, to me

[Random_Australian]

13. Well, I met this guy and he said it was obvious satire. He has a PhD in

"wanted to provoke a reaction, so claimed others were too stupid to see the obvious, after leaping to the conclusion via his super-psychic brain which emits waves that are so advanced, he doesn't have the time to explain them to us pathetic humanoids even though he controls time."

Also, he leapt to the conclusion straight over the top of all the available evidence, and even reasonable expectations of how humans behave, because he is just that psychic .... uh, *cough* I mean it was just some random person with a degree in "natural heath" from that Clayton college of Natural Heath or whatever we normally joke about. Yeah.

Also, they don't consistently go into forums they are stunningly unsuited for and don't deliberately and consistently antagonise the people there. Also, that kind of behaviour fits no known profile for anyone except someone who honestly wants to discuss things. :shrug:

Edit: Grummar.

[TZ]

14. OMG

I CAN'T STOP laughing...brilliant.....:rofl: :spray: :patriot:

[progressoid]

12. Oh my dog is right.

Yike, that's scary.

[comrade snarky]

15. So stupid I think my eyes are bleeding

Why, why am I sure this idiot has at least 3 or 4 children?