Not to rally the troops...

[WoodrowFan]

Not to rally the troops or anything, but right now, here on the DU, somebody is saying something really, really, dumb., Shocking, I know!!!

And one of my favorites XKCD's...

http://xkcd.com/386/

[cosmik debris]

1. I certainly feel rallied!

I'm going to find that errant person and correct them immediately.

Won't you join me?

[moggie]

2. You're wasting your time

<poster> is impervious to reason about <subject>. They'll just cite <celebrity>, post a bunch of links to <crazy_website>, and call you a shill for <group>.

[cosmik debris]

3. Well, Fuck'em then.

I'll insult their entire maternal lineage all the way back to Eve.

I'll impugn their second rate education and denigrate their reading skills.

I'll assassinate their character and belittle their moral fiber.

That should do it!

[mr blur]

4. Yep, that'll do it all right.

Of course that is just what they'd expect of you...

[cosmik debris]

5. I'll just declare victory

QED

And post a picture of the Black Knight from Monty Python.