Acupuncture Correspondence Course in 31 Lessons - The Five Dragons Acupuncture College

[Orrex]

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[uriel1972]

1. Hmm a correspondence course for

acupuncture makes me feel safe and secure about having slivers of metal shoved in my foot to cure my liver disease :/

[Nevernose]

2. I feel a little uncomfortable that there's only five dragons.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I want at least six dragons to have founded my acupuncture college. I may be mistaken here, but I believe that at least six dragons is standard for an acupuncture college. Or maybe six dragons just means it's the university level.

[Heddi]

3. I think, and I may be mistaken

that in order to be an accredited university or college, there has to be a minimum of 4.5 dragons. However, some 3-dragon schools were grandfathered in, but most of those have voluntarily added the extra dragon and a half just to show that they are "legit".

My understanding is that a 6-dragon university is akin to Ivy League, 5 dragon to state university, and 4.5 dragon to community college.

My nursing school was 4.5 dragon and I feel that I got just as good of an education as people I know from a 5 dragon state college. Hmph. Those assholes are like "oooh oooh MY college had FIVE dragons" and I'm like "yeah that's just half a dragon MORE than my college and my school cost 3x's LESS than yours, so you tell ME the value of a fucking dragon, you imbecile"

elitists.

[jberryhill]

5. You could have done a semester abroad with another dragon /nt

[Orrex]

4. Under the current structure, each Dragon handles 6.2 lessons. How does that make any sense?

Are they tenured? Do they have their own parking spaces? What's the policy on teacher/student fraternizing?