Bobby Piyush Jindal Eats Cheese Sandwiches

[Heddi]

and forces poor black kids to get autism.

discuss.

[AZCat]

1. What kind of cheese?

This is very important.



Of course, I might just have missed the point...

[Heddi]

2. whatever kind he forces the poor kids to eat

because he's up for punishing them for their lazy parent's inability to make them a lunch before school.

Oh and the cheese must be made of breast milk, and served only at Olive Garden and TGI fridays

[AZCat]

3. If I was forced to eat Swiss, I wouldn't complain.

Some of the stinky cheeses might be a bit much, though. Would breast milk make them more or less stinky, do you think? Maybe the breast milk cheese lobby has funded some questionable studies I could reference?

[mr blur]

5. Try Stinking Bishop.

Smells exactly what it sound like. Wonderful.

[mr blur]

4. Cheese is my favourite food.

It's the adult form of milk.

I hardly ever go to GD any more. Those people are hysterical, if you know what I mean.

[varkam]

6. Wait...how does Jindal eating cheese sandwiches give poor black kids autism?

I smell a conspirasee.

[TZ]

7. You are not being truthful

Jindel would NEVER humiliate himself thatway because you know there is no worse torture than eating a cheese sandwich...:crazy:

[semillama]

8. It's cheese made with rBGH, too. n/t

[Orrex]

9. What's the impact upon the peanut allergy lobby?

And does this affect Big PB?

[Heddi]

10. well the train of thought is

that those we don't infect with autism will get awful peanut butter allergies and never be able to leave the house or go anywhere because they'll get all swoll up and die if they're within 42 light years of anyone who even mentioned the word "peanut butter" at any point in their current or past life(s)

[EvolveOrConvolve]

11. Are you drunk posting again, Heddi?

It's obvious that poor black kids aren't forced to get autism. They contract it willingly for the welfare money.

[Heddi]

13. Oh yeah. My bad

fucking welfare kings/queens

[AZCat]

12. I had a cheese sandwich yesterday. Cheddar.

Since I'm not Bobby Jindal, this is okay, right? There's no "every time you eat a cheese sandwich, a black child becomes autistic" rule, right? Because I really like cheese, and I'd feel sorry for all those black children.


Interesting side note
Spell check suggests the following as replacements for "Jindal": Malinda, Kalinda, Odelinda, Delinda, and Selinda. :shrug:

[Heddi]

14. well of course you don't care

because you're so busy cashing your PAYCHECK made of CHEESE that you can afford not to care. Shill.