How have I been on DU for so long and never knew about this group before???

[LostinVA]

I've been a fan of James Randi for years, and had subscriptions to "Skeptic" and "Skeptical Inquirer" until I cancelled because of budgetary reasons.

I recognize most of the posters here, and hope y'all don't mind if I pop in from time to time and post.

[Orrex]

1. If you were half the stalker I thought you were...

You'd have followed me into this group ages ago.


Welcome to group for closed-minded scientistic bigots!

[LostinVA]

2. I am so embarrassed

:cry:

[beam me up scottie]

3. Mind? Hell, I'll give you the keys to the Big Pharm drug locker.

And a pony.

Human resources will contact you tomorrow.

[uppityperson]

4. I never got a pony.

stole the keys when you weren't looking though

[beam me up scottie]

5. I knew you would.

We all did, it's a test to make sure you're evil enough to shill for Big Pharma.

Sorry about the pony, damn HR lackeys!

I think mr blur has a spare yak if you need something until your pony is delivered.

[LostinVA]

9. I just got my "welcome" email from Merck -- thanks!

[mr blur]

6. Welcome. Here you go:

[beam me up scottie]

7. !

:rofl:

Your best yet!

[LeftishBrit]

8. Welcome to the evil forum! Warning: you must swear allegiance to Big Yak before posting!

[LostinVA]

10. A funny thing I told Haruka about this group

"I have hardly any posters in here on Ignore -- that's a good sign!"

[lizerdbits]

11. Of course we don't mind

Just as long as each post ends in "All hail big Yak!"

[TZ]

12. Welcome to the group!

Certainly you and Haruka are a welcome addition! Now you can add evul big Pharma Shill Scientific Fundamentalist to your resume!