Brasiers: Death From Your Boobies!

[Ian David]

Hat tip to Brian Dunning:
Detoxify Your Breasts
http://twitter.com/BrianDunning


Buyer Beware the Brassage? The Naked Truth About 'Healthy' Underwear
ABC News Examines the 'Brassage' and 'Micro-Massage' Panties That Claim to Have Health Benefits
By JUJU CHANG and ANDREW PAPARELLA
March 30, 2009

Attention women: What if you could detoxify your breasts and get rid of cellulite by wearing a special bra and panties? Some clothing manufacturers are suggesting that their products can do just that.

The Brassage, billed as a revolutionary "wellness bra," retails for as much as $59. It's produced by Intimate Health, an apparel company run by Christina Erteszek, the daughter of famous lingerie designer Olga.

"I have seen a lot of breasts in my life, more than any man could dream of," said Erteszek, who claimed to be wearing a Brassage during her interview with ABC News.

Regular bras could be hazardous to your health, she says, because they trap toxins in the breasts. Her Brassage, however, has "massaging" bumps sewn into the sides that "stimulate lymphatic flow," flushing those toxins away.

More:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=7013630&page=1

[TZ]

1. Hmmm I wonder how the woos who think bras CAUSE breast cancer

are gonna think of this. because I know from arguing with them its NO BRA thats the "solution".

[Ian David]

2. Give your boobies their FREEDOM! n/t

[Dr. Strange]

10. No bra IS the solution.

I don't even care what the problem is.

[TZ]

11. I have the feeling

that you are in the same boat as Moggie...:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

13. Yep, same boat.

Now, where are the flotation devices?

[moggie]

3. Breasts are toxic?

Does this mean they are dangerous to handle? :scared:

[TZ]

4. You are doomed you boobay handler you!

:evilgrin:

[moggie]

6. Oh noes!

Symptoms of boobay contact poisoning include feeling hot, shortness of breath, drooling, and a rush of blood to the genital area.

[salvorhardin]

5. Haha.

I love how Christina Erteszek makes sure to get in the disclaimer in the video interview. "It's healthy for you! But I'm not making any health claims..." Good work Juju Chang!

[bluedawg12]

7. Free ranging ta-ta's vs. The Brassage

What to do? What do do? :P

[Heddi]

8. Bew. Beez

I has 2

[bluedawg12]

9. Bruno has a New Bru*sierre Line Out this Summer Season

I hear it's fabulous.

[JitterbugPerfume]

12. uh, I have to control the "girls"

or they get unruly, but I really don't think they have gotten to the point of being toxic:hide:

[onager]

14. Advice from a pair of...great Americans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25-UqGqElEg&feature=related