Pre-born Psychic Offers Fertility Advice!

[onager]

Remember...this 100% true story comes from the woman voted "Best Psychic In Houston!"

One day I had a woman sitting in front of me in a private session. She said she thought she was infertile and wanted me to ask the guardian angels what it was.

Her unborn baby was the one who gave me the information, and he told her that the thing derailing his conception was that Dad's sperm count was low, and it was because he was hot around his testicles.

So the baby recommended that his future mother get a small plastic fan from Wal-Mart and have Dad sit under it and read a book or watch TV and let the air blow on his testicles for about 20 minutes or so -- it raises his sperm count. They were to have sex right afterwards. And she got pregnant.

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/swift-blog/512-strange-advice-from-a-psychic.html

The plug for Wal-Mart is interesting. Like the JREF'fers, I wonder if a fan from Target or Home Despot would work as well?

Probably not, and I guess advice FROM BEYOND should not be altered. Sort of like the directions on those damn Office Depot bookshelves I'm building.

Comments to the original story are worth reading, and appear on the aptly-named (in this case) blog, "Hair Balls:"

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2009/04/kim_oneill_psychic_baby.php

[mr blur]

1. Well -

In a moment of despair, she shut her office door and cried out, "I need help! Someone help me!" That evening an angel appeared in her living room.

Right there is where she should have got professional help.

If all these angels would just send emails or, I don't know, turn up at the door then it would cut out the middle scammer and avoid confusion. Who needs a guardian angel who's too dumb to use the phone?

Complete drivel but priceless drivel.

[bluedawg12]

2. Bill Maher is right we worship the fetus. Soon a fetus

on the dollar bill. :rofl:

[TZ]

3. This isn't even fetus worship

Its gamete worship! I guess the psychic talked to the egg in the ovary? :eyes:

[bluedawg12]

5. I wonder do they charge more or less for messages

from gametes? :P

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. the only communication I ever got from a fetus was

heartburn , nausea swollen feet and unpredictible bladder.

My fetuses awere little smartasses from the start.

[bluedawg12]

6. The little guys were sending you a sign

rest and elevate those legs mom! :P But, at least they didn't charge for the message? (I hope.) :rofl: