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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 07:53 AM
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My transmission needed a complete and expensive overhaul
But then I put 1,000mg of vitamin D into the gas tank, and not only is my transmission completely healed; it also took 5,000 miles off my odometer.
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 08:07 AM
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1. Isn't Vitamin D amazing?
Edited on Fri Jun-12-09 08:07 AM by salvorhardin
I hear that if you mix 10,000 IUs Vitamin D into your next tank of gas that your car's engine will achieve over-unity and you'll never have to buy gas again. Oh, and your exhaust will emit nothing but leprechaun burps and unicorn farts.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 08:09 AM
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2. How did civilization every survive before vitamin D supplements?
I mean come on, its obviously an important step in man's evolution, since it apparantly is responsible for everything else good!
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 10:59 AM
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3. That's right!
And if you think about it, our hands are perfect for grabbing gobs of Vitamin D pills. Proof!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:32 PM
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4. I replaced my catalytic converter with a jumbo bottle of Vit D and my mileage went up 24% ! !1
My mechanic is great. He's an indigo child.
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:37 PM
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5. I read it on the internet
So it must be true!

Thanks for the fabulous information, I'm heading out to fill my car with Vitamin D right now!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 06:35 PM
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6. Don't use too much, or you'll risk damaging the spacetime continuum
Powerful stuff, that D.
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