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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 11:54 AM
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"5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule The World"
Edited on Sun Jun-28-09 11:55 AM by realisticphish
http://www.cracked.com/article_17469_5-pathetic-groups-that-people-think-rule-world.html

This is awesome; cracked sometimes hits one out of the park, and I really liked this one

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"The underlying claim behind both is that these groups (Bilderbergs and Tri lateral commission) of wealthy men have been working to create the infamous One-World Government that you'll see pop up in most of these conspiracy theories. They want a totalitarian regime that will enslave all of mankind, all at once.

Of course these guys have had decades to establish their plan, but instead they apparently opted for plan B, One-World Clusterfuck. Europe hates America; the Middle East is more fucked than a German whore on coupon day; all China cares about is exporting delicious lead paint; and North Korea is still run by that crazy fucker with the big granny glasses. It's almost as if the result of their "one-world government" conspiracy looks exactly like the random chaos of geopolitical events we've seen for the last few thousand years."

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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 12:43 PM
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1. Wow
Lizard people. Really!? Was that guy watching too much X Files about alien hybrids who can appear as anyone? I can't remember what year that started happening on X Files so maybe the writers got the idea from that nutcase.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 12:44 PM
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2. oh, yeah
David Icke is AWESOME. He claims to have this photography technique that reveals the reptilian nature of the subject. Seriously google him, you'll find hours in entertainment
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 04:14 PM
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3. David Icke is my hero. He lives near us and
he's totally insane, but in a quite lovable way. Sort of. He's not a con-man, he really believes this stuff. As I say, totally insane.
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 04:52 PM
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4. Well I took the advice and visited his website
and his youtube video has had over 200,000 hits so he clearly is right. And I bought some Evolution Wholefood supplement advertised. :rofl:

Do you think it contains pot? That would explain a lot.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 05:36 PM
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5. So judging from your username you must rule the world?
The lizards theory isn't the worst, I suppose. After all, great big reptiles did once sort-of rule the world; but Illuminati never did.

The idea that the UN could rule the world is a bit ridiculous; most of the time, they couldn't rule a whelk stall.
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 07:01 PM
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7. You see,
Since it's lizerdBITS, I'm not that high on the ladder so I only control a small portion. Once I work my way up I will be a lizerdperson. Muahahaha! Humans beware!
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-28-09 05:53 PM
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6. I've seen the documentary!
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-01-09 02:21 AM
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8. I thought it was V: The Final Battle!
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-01-09 06:06 AM
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9. She was one hot reptile!
Diana, if I remember correctly, a real RILF.
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