Did you know that most of your halloween candy has been prayed over by witches?

[salvorhardin]

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called "Mabon." During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).
http://www.charismamag.com/index.php/prophetic-insight/23723-the-danger-of-celebrating-halloween?showall=1

Kimberly Daniels apparently gets all her theology from Jack Chick.

[FiveGoodMen]

1. People who believe this stuff vote

That's why America's so fucked up.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. Bastard witches. That stuff goes straight to my thighs.

[salvorhardin]

3. There you have it

Witches are responsible for the obesity epidemic!

[NMMNG]

5. Nuh-uh

Witches just infuse it with demons. The manufacturers put the ......HFCS (cue spooky music) in it.

[Orrex]

8. HFCS is demon semen

If you'd bother to attend the monthly Big Shill meetings, you'd know this already.

[NMMNG]

10. Sorry

I was at the Big Pharma Shill meeting, which was at the same time as the HFCS Shill meeting. So many meetings, so little time....


Can I interest you in some Gardasil and H1N1 vaccine BTW?

[NMMNG]

4. Mmmmmm, demon candy

:9

[frogmarch]

6. It's about time! I was

getting tired of having to special order it.

Is it true that practicing witchcraft was once a federal felony? I read on the internets that it was. It would be today if most fundies had their way about it.

[mr blur]

7. I certainly hope so!

Better than that christian candy, any day.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

11. Fish tarts are chalky and unpleasant!

[XanaDUer]

9. Well, Jehovah Witnesses believe that used items, like jewelry, furniture

etc., can be infested with demons. Or majicked over by lesbian witches.

If anyone needs a laugh, read, "I'm Perfect, You're Doomed" by a former Jehovah's Witness young woman.

[Warpy]

12. The leftovers were super tasty

Maybe the witches are onto something.

[Iggo]

13. So the witches care enough to pray over my candy.

But the Xtians don't?

Hmmm...

[salvorhardin]

14. No, the Christians are busy praying for more important things

Like winning football games.

[TZ]

15. hehehe.