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"If you've ever used Google Alert, you know the jolts it can deliver. Whenever anyone in the blogosphere decides to blow a poison dart your way, Google is happy to deliver the news, along with the more positive mentions, of course."
I haven't, actually. Nevertheless, only words come over the internet, not poison darts.
"Most of my stinging darts come from skeptics."
They only sting because you are so-o-o-o-o wrong.
"Over the years I've found that ill-tempered guardians of scientific truth can't abide speculative thinking."
Ill tempered guardians? I thought we were talking about skeptics!
"And as the renowned Richard Dawkins has proved, they are also very annoyed by a nuisance named God."
Well, it proves that he's very annoyed by it. While many of us do agree, what Dawkins thinks is not probative of what skeptics generally think.
"Statistically, cynical mistrust is correlated with premature sudden death from cardio vascular disease. Since the skeptics who write venomous blogs trust in nothing, I imagine that God will outlive them. In the interests of better health, these people should read scripture, or at least a poem, twice a day. Doctor's orders."
1. Prove your premise. You cite no clinical evidence for this claim, so I will assume you are just making stuff up like usual. 2. Even if you are right, there is still no god. What we want or need has no bearing on what is. God will not out-live anyone because 1. there is no god and 2. people's belief in god is not god. And my life was a lot worse when I did believe Christian theology. I don't bother with "scripture" anymore since there are so many books that are far less scary and far better written. What does poetry have to do with god?
"I've debated skeptics, including Richard Dawkins (I spoke with Dawkins for over 90 minutes on camera in Oxford. He extracted 30 seconds from the dialogue and dubbed me the enemy of science.)"
I suspect that "debate" looks a lot better on your CV than it does on his. Anyway, debates are irrelevant. If you want the truth, investigate the facts.
"...and I am amazed that they mistake self-righteousness for happiness."
Justify that claim. Anyway, this is ad hominem. Even if we are all insufferable jerks, there is still no god.
"A sort of bitter satisfaction is what they reap."
That is a lie. We just don't want to be marginalized or to see people suffer for irrational reasons.
"No skeptic, to my knowledge, ever made a major scientific discovery...."
Einstein, Kepler and Darwin immediately come to mind. There are many others, of course. NB: you said skeptic, not atheist. The terms are not synonymous.
"...or advanced the welfare of others."
John Hunt, the father of modern surgery immediately comes to mind. And Darwin who laid the foundation for modern biology and medical science. Of course many of the founders of this nation were skeptics including Franklin, Washington and Jefferson.
"Typically they sit by the side of the road with a sign that reads "You're Wrong" so that every passerby,..."
No, that's you. Skeptic actively look for the truth while you make excuses for the dogmas of the past.
"...whether an Einstein, Gandhi, Newton, or Darwin, can gain the benefit of their illuminated skepticism."
All four of those men were skeptics to some degree in that they did not accept the dominant paradigm. Newton's skepticism led to the discovery of the mechanical universe and the nature of light and mathematics. Einstein and Darwin were outright nonbelievers.
"For make no mistake, the skeptics of the past were as eager to shoot down new theories as they are to worship the old ones once science has validated them."
Wrong. Skepticism=/= refusal to believe. It is simply a requirement that propositions be supported by evidence. Of course Darwin had to offer proof for his theory. Of course science withheld judgment until the proof became conclusive. That's how you find the truth. Meanwhile you cling to antiquated and frankly fraudulent ideas and pump people with false hope.
"It never occurs to skeptics that a sense of wonder is paramount, even for scientists."
That's a lie. It is the discovey of reality that makes us able to appreciate the real universe.
"Especially for scientists."
Who are essentially professional skeptics.
"Einstein insisted, in fact, that no great discovery can be made without a sense of awe before the mysteries of the universe."
Case in point.
"Skeptics know in advance -- or think they know -- what right thought is."
No, that's theologians. The fact that you can't make us swallow your bullshit doesn't mean we are close-mind.
"Right thought is materialistic, statistical, data-driven, and always, always, conformist. Wrong thought is imaginative, provisional, often fantastic, and no respecter of fixed beliefs."
No, that's also a lie. It is evidence-driven, but it is not conformist and never has been. Again, that's you.
"So whenever I find myself labeled the emperor of woo-woo, I pull out the poison dart and offer thanks that wrong thinking has gotten us so far."
How far is that, exactly?
"Thirty years ago no right-thinking physician accepted the mind-body connection as a valid, powerful mode of treatment."
You wanna unpack that one, Clyde?
"Today, no right-thinking physician (or very few) would trace physical illness to sickness of the soul, or accept that the body is a creation of consciousness, or tell a patient to change the expression of his genes."
Duh! Those things are demonstrably false.
"But soon these forms of wrong thinking will lose their stigma, despite the best efforts of those professional stigmatizers, the skeptics."
Regretably people who fall for your snake-oil cures do not face any real stigma. We can only hope that scientific efforts toward real treatments will continue to progress.
This whole rant is a cynical, dishonest and malicious effort to prey on his uneducated readers to sell more books, increase his own fame regardless of the often disasterous consequences. This man should be in prison as a master con artist. He begins by warning that skepticism kills people, then misrepresents what exact skepticism is and then concludes by preying on the fear of illness and death.
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