Well that didn't take long...

[TZ]

Apparantly the earthquake near Haiti was caused by global warming which of course was caused by Bush...Its twoo because the Pentagon is covering it up on their website...:banghead:

[mr blur]

1. But, but... Pat Robertson says,

it was because the Haitians "got together and swore a pact to the devil".

[SemiCharmedQuark]

5. I love how he threw in a "true story!": after that.

In my experience, whenever someone adds "true story!" to the end of something, it probably isn't a "true story".

[trotsky]

2. I thought it was Cheney's earthquake gun?

Dammit, how am I supposed to keep up with the latest wacky conspiracy?

[Odin2005]

3. I saw that. *DOUBLE-FACEPALM*

[semillama]

4. it wasn't HAARP? n/t

[semillama]

7. A ha! it WAS HAARP!!!!

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/18/haiti-haarp-and-cons.html

"I was almost afraid to do it, because I knew it would get me upset. But with so much conspiracy-mongering already rife in the mainstream -- Pat Robertson and Haiti's deal with the devil (maybe Aricept would help?), Rush Limbaugh's insinuation that Obama is exploiting the catastrophe to burnish his creds with, in Limbaugh's words, "the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country" (lest his listeners forget that light skinned blacks are just as black as their darker-skinned confederates) -- I thought it behooved me to find out what the hard-core conspiracists are saying too. So I typed the words "Haiti" and "Conspiracy" into Google and watched to see what came up."

[uppityperson]

6. when they tell you "don't worry", that is when you have to worry