17. Bill Maher
Charges: As dumb as the creationists and 9/11 truthers he mocks, but not nearly as funny, Maher’s an embarrassment to atheists everywhere, even Christopher Hitchens. The most audience-abusive MC since Jim Jones, Maher routinely belittles his uneasy crowd for not laughing at the stale mediocrities he calls jokes. His discussion panels typically follow an excruciating pattern: relatively smart person tries to talk down to some cringingly naive celebrity like Cindy McCain or Mos Def, only to get steamrolled by some visibly drunk old comic Bill used to do blow with backstage at the Improv. The dumber the guest, the more they dominate the panel—until Maher steers the discussion, yet again, to his pet topics, like how much better everything would be if we all shopped at Whole Foods, stopped taking medicine and legalized weed, dude. But the worst of it, especially for someone who makes it so clear he thinks he’s the smartest person in the world, is that Maher is just not very well informed. You have a TV show about politics, Bill. Try reading the paper once in a while.
Exhibit A: “A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.”
Sentence: Swine flu.
An embarrassment to atheists everywhere, indeed. I was livid that AAI gave him the Dawkins award. In reality he deserves a Darwin award.